haha i suddenly remembered this joke J.Q told a group of us. here goes:




"why did the chicken cross the road?"
Ans. because it wanted to get to the other side

"okayyy, so why did the chewing gum cross the road?"
Ans. because it was stuck on the chicken's feet

"on halloween day, why did the chewing gum cross the road again?"
Ans. because it was stuck on the skeleton's feet 0.0

"okay okay so why did the skeleton cross the road?"

Ans. because it wanted to get to THE BODY SHOP!!!!

Lame right? that provoked me to suddenly think of many road questions!!

All original and unique ans of mine!

if u were to recite these to pple pls buy the copyright tender from me =Pp

why did jay chou cross the road?

Ans. Because he needed to Jaywalk! (this is not so unique)

why did Angelina Jolie cross the road?

Ans. Because she thought she saw her son Grendel (beowulf) on the other side

why did F.I.R cross the road?

Ans. Because they thought they saw their friend the FIR tree

why did britney spears cross the road?

Ans. Because 'You DRIVE me Crazy'!



why did Snoopy cross the road?

Ans. Because he saw Snoop-dog his friend.

why did Harry cross the road?
Ans. Because he wanted to get to platform 3&1/4?

why did wong lee hom and edison chen cross the road?

Ans. Because they were both ABC's (americans blisfully crossing)

lastly

why did hello kitty cross the road but got into a hit-and-run accident?

Ans. Because a car came and she could not scream to warn the driver as she has no mouth!!

last of the last

why did tigger cross the road?
Ans. Because his side of the road has POO (pooh)

hehehehe

ya they are all cold
happy weekend everyone!